operationbabyhave:

A golden oldie from 2012 (about 5 months pre-baby). Recently unearthed for a Twitter referendum on whether ants are bigger assholes than spiders.

Hahaha, been there, done that, OH GOD MYRMECIA

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robertkazinsky:

Film Genre Meme: horror (1/5)

Mother’s interrupted the course of our journey. She’s programmed to do that should certain conditions arise. They have. It seems that she has… intercepted a transmission of unknown origin. She got us up to check it out.

Alien (1979)

God, I love this film.

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I don’t suppose anyone has an EPUB version of Helge Kåre Fauskanger’s Quettaparma Quenyallo, do they? My RTF version won’t convert because calibre hates my soul or something idek

eatsleepdraw:

'Stingers' 

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Oh no someone has to buy me a print of this right now.

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factsinallcaps:

THE LEGENDARY STORY OF THE TROJAN HORSE DOES NOT INVOLVE THE GREEKS GIVING THE HORSE TO THE TROJANS AS A GIFT. THE GREEKS’ DECEPTION WAS ACTUALLY THAT THEY LEFT THE HORSE AS AN OFFERING TO THE GODDESS ATHENA

IN THE LEGEND, THEY BASICALLY SENT SOMEONE TO TROY TO SAY “THIS HORSE IS FOR ATHENA, NOT YOU, SO OUR RETREAT BACK TO GREECE IS SAFE. DON’T TRY TO TAKE IT. IT WON’T FIT THROUGH THE GATES OF YOUR CITY, SO THERE’S NO WAY YOU DICKS CAN STEAL IT AND PRETEND YOU GOT IT FOR ATHENA. NOT FOR TROJANS.”

AND THEN TROY WAS LIKE “YOU’RE NOT OUR DAD. WE WON THIS WAR AND WE’RE TAKING YOUR STUPID HORSE AS A TROPHY SO WE’LL ALWAYS REMEMBER HOW BAD GREECE IS AT DESTROYING TROY.” 

AND A FEW TROJANS WERE LIKE “THIS IS A TRICK” AND TRIED TO EXPOSE IT AS A TRICK BUT THE REST OF THE TROJANS WOULD HAVE NONE OF IT BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS SWEPT UP IN THE THRILL OF VICTORY, AND ALSO BECAUSE THE GODS KEPT SENDING SNAKES TO STRANGLE ANYONE WHO SAID ANYTHING, BECAUSE THE GREEK GODS HAD NO WORD FOR “SUBTLETY”

THEN AT NIGHT ALL THE GREEKS JUMPED OUT OF THE HORSE LIKE “WE TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE THE HORSE, WHY ARE YOU SUCH PRIDEFUL DICKS” AND BURNED DOWN THE WHOLE CITY

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ceallaig1:

ghoulnextdoor:

Firebird  - Works - Rob Goodwin

Headpieces and other costume accessories designed by Rob Goodwin for the English National Ballet’s new production of Stravinsky’s Firebird - performed at the London Coliseum in March 2012 as part of their ‘Beyond Ballets Russes’ programme. The ballet was choreographed by George Williamson with designs by David Bamber - who is Design Director at Tom Ford. Photography: Diego Indraccolo - Ballerina: Ksenia Ovsyanick

She is living, breathing artwork!

This is too pretty.

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AN INFORMATIVE GRAPH

a-giant-spider replied to your post: I can’t get over how much I love this …

i love her, hawkes (of both genders) have a full suite of romance/flirt options for her and she’ll ignore every single one

I KNOWWWWWW. I kept trying to get her attention as both Lady!Hawke and Dude!Hawke, but she was having none of it. I WEPT, but was also really happy for her when she DID NOT SEND GOATS TO DONNIC’S MOTHER and got her happy ending, because SHE’S MY PERFECT WOMAN-SHAPED BATTERING RAM.

I can’t get over how much I love this girl for being an IDIOT. <333333

Yeah, okay, until November 18, this blog is just gonna turn into a great big puddle of all my feels for these assholes. <3

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